I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex