i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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