apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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