he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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