Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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