I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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