How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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