I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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