But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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