some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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