I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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