Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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