I hate your face
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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