She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
