i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The beer is more important than you right now.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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