sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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