ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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