How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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