just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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