My room smells like vodka and shame
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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