Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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