i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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