Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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