That's when you crack a 10am beer
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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