Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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