I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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