I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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