i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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