she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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