Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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