Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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