I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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