I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
