Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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