um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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