I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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