Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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