This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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