he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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