OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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