? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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