Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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