yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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