Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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