How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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