You really coming over, don't trick.
If that was your dad, he is hot
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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