This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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