sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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