oh god the rape fog is back!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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