Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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