sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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