She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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