She announced her abortion via fbk
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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