the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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