Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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