$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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