so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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