Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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